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That's right. I'm going to own the patent on one of men's favorite play toys. If anybody wants to study them, examine them or do anything else with them then they'll have to ask MY permission and pay a licensing fee.
No, I'm not God. I didn't invent them nor do I create them. My ideas obvious had no influence in their development as they've happily existed for thousands of years providing nourishment to infants and joy to men and women all over the world.
So how do I figure that I can patent female breasts? Well, if the University of Utah Research can patent a pair of humane genes which they didn't create, then I can patent a pair of boobs. So there.
Oh and ladies? Remember, they'll soon be mine so you have to share. *GRIN*
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