Who Paid For this *DUH* Moment Study?

Study: Breast, ovary removal cuts cancer risk in high-risk women - CNN.com:

Someone spent a ton of money on a four-year study that shows that women who have mastectomy's don't get breast cancer.  I mean, come on, how can someone actually fund a study that is so damn obvious from the outset?  Gee, I wonder if I can get funding to see how wearing full dentures affects getting tooth cavities?

In the hope of saving us taxpayers a ton of money, here are some other amazing results, we can just pretend that we did the studies:

• Foot amputees get fewer ingrown nails and fewer cases of athlete's foot
• Bald people don't get split ends
• The lack of the Y chromosome prevents prostate cancer (males have XY pairs, females, XX pairs)
• Those who die at a young age suffer fewer cases of senior dementia

If someone REALLY was hoping to fund those studies, you can just send me the checks.

Thank you.

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